Cube Jockeys: For fans by fans

                                 On Tuesday, Mike Piazza opened up to us about his “friend” who really enjoyed himself at the Gay Pride parade in NY. He also said his  “friend” has some vivid and eroticfunny stories. The stories that MIke shared with us that were “second hand” to him were great. It almost seemed Mike was there himself. Mike also had talked about how his “friend” had visited a few bars and had a great romantic time later that night. Mike seemed to have dazed off looking at the sky with a smile. Then proceeded with the interview again talking about his “friend”.

             Michael Bay has taken on this year’s baseball project Red Sox versus Yankees. He said that this is a great project and even though A-Rod has not signed on to do the games his stand in Wall-E will be a great addition to this storied but worned down fight. He thought about replacing the whole stadium with cgi giving it a more “real” look. Among other noted actors and actresses to take to the screen in this blockbuster would be Tom Hanks as Terry Franconia and Catherine Zeta Jones for Johnny Damon.

Newsflash:

The Kansas City Royals have the best record the American League.  It’s nice being on top, isn’t it?

       I tuned in excitedly for the Big 12 title game on Sunday. My dad and I had our beers in hand with a shot beside it. We toasted to KU and its future success then continued to glare at the tv. I shared the story of the Erin Andrews interview with Bruce Pearl and regailed him with the laughs that ensued. He said he would have probably done the same thing given Ms. Andrews figure. I went on and on about how ESPN has really upped their female on-court staff…just as I was bragging about their staff…this scooter shows up on screen.  In the pic she is interviewing Bruce Gradikowski. As I bragging about the visually appealing staff of ESPN female reporters she gets on. Of all the “dang gum” (Thanks Roy!) people they could send out…they send her. Lets see the other options:

- Erin Andrews

- Jill Arrington

- Bonnie Bernstein

- Michelle Bonner

- (Hell…give me the broadcast in Spanish and send this chick) Adriana Monsalve

Sigh…look we all at one time or another take one for the team. KU had to step and go…”Fine. Lets do it, but don’t call me to hang out.”.

What?

 If no one else is going to post, then I’ll talk about basketball!

From “Star Blog” of The Kansas City Star, where newspaper reporter Sam Mellinger interviews Royals starting catcher John Buck:

As a catcher, have you ever taken a bat or ball in the place that makes all men cringe?

At least once a month. I’ve had two cups actually crack. Crack, break, right down the middle.

Ouch. Have you seen that video where the guy takes 90 mph fastballs to the crotch, but feels no pain because he has a cup that apparently would keep you safe from a nuclear bomb?

The Nutty Buddy? Yeah, I asked them to bring that in here, I want to see if that actually works. I don’t know if I’d take it from the pitching machine right in the nads, though.

I’m glad my catching career ended when I was 9 years old.

In surprising move, Bill Parcells, The new football despot over at Miami, decided to “shake thing up a bit” by overhauling the teams color’s, name and hell, even the sport. Mr. Parcells, Director of all things in Miami dealing with sports, decided that the switch would give the team that extra advantage it needed. He figures maybe that he  might give a go at arena football or soccer.

“Look son, that’s Jupiter. The largest planet in the solar system”

“Hey, HEY!! Im a person..jackass”

— Family Guy